Wednesday 23 December 2020

Gingerbread house

Ho ho ho!


Julius has been in lockdown for many months now and he's starting to become unbearable, so I bought a "build your own gingerbread house" kit to keep him occupied for a while.


We set to work straight away. 


Making sure that Julius didn't eat the gingerbread was the hardest part.


Or lick the glaze...


At this point Julis started complaining that we were doing it wrong, but what does he know.


See, it turned out just like the one in the picture on the box. Sort of...


Julius told me to grab a girl and climb up the building while he took a picture. He didn't say why. Kids these days and their Instagram...


Anyway, happy random ancient hippie dude's birthday to you all!

Wednesday 5 February 2020

Tel Aviv

Shalom y'all!


After our Sabbath excursion to Bethlehem we decided we'd had enough religion for one holiday, so we left Jerusalem and headed west. To Tel Aviv of course.



As you can see from the pictures Tel Aviv has some pretty nice beaches. Unfortunately they really don't want you to go in the water in the winter.


All the beaches had signs like the one above. They also seemed to be really worried about tsunamis, as you can see below. I didn't even know tsunamis were a thing in the Mediterranean...


Anyway, here's a picture of me about to throw Julius in the water. He came back shivering and murmuring something about really dangerous currents.


New Year's Eve came around while we were in Tel Aviv. Obviously New Year's Eve isn't really a thing in Israel so Julius and I went shopping in preparation for our own little party.


We found some nice Soviet champagne in one of the local shops but Julius kept nagging me until I bought a bottle for him too. Can you guess which one is his? The gold one of course. He really likes shiny things the little critter.


Finally I'm going to leave you with one more picture of me and the Tel Aviv skyline.

Sunday 2 February 2020

Bethlehem

Salam alaykum!

The day after out trip to Masada was a Saturday. When we woke up we saw that the streets were empty and everything was closed. At first we thought it was a nuclear apocalypse, but of course it was just the Sabbath. We hadn't planned for that though so we didn't have anything to eat for breakfast. While Julius was getting more and more cranky I came up with a solution. Let's go to Palestine! Palestinians don't celebrate Sabbath, and they make awesome food. Perfect! We hopped on a bus and soon we were in Bethlehem.


Bethlehem is a typical Arab town in the sense that there are shops and food stalls everywhere so finding breakfast wasn't hard. We settled for some fried chicken.


After breakfast we explored the town of Bethlehem. The locals were very nice. They'd even decorated their Christmas tree with reindeer! Just to make us feel at home.


We even met Santa Claus! Though I think he might have had one mulled wine too many...


Julius also insisted on taking a selfie with some random baby he found in a manger. Silly kid...


That's enough for today I think, but come back soon I still have more to tell you about our trip to the holy land.

Thursday 30 January 2020

Masada

Welcome back!

From Jerusalem we went on an excursion to Masada, an ancient hill fortress by the Dead Sea.


To get to the top you have two options. You can take the cable car or you can walk up. Julius the lazy bugger took the cable car of course.


But I walked up on the so called "Snake Path" like a real man.


The path gains about 300 metres in altitude, and the steps are quite a challenge for a little monkey like me.


I'm starting to regret this, but at least I'll get rewarded with a magnificent view when I get to the top...


Oh, for fuck's sake, the Dead Sea is right there and you can't even see it. Stupid desert haze.


Well, at least there's decent a view on the other side towards the Judaean Desert.


The plateau itself is full of ancient ruins (and some not-so-ancient gazebos).


I got inspired to try and build my own structure.


Here's the result. Quite a palace right?


Well, that's enough for today.
Come back soon, next stop Bethlehem!

Monday 27 January 2020

Ho ho holy Land

Shalom friends!


Sorry for not bringing you any updates about my life in a long time. I've mainly been at home taking care of Julius and uncle Jevgeni. That's a full-time job, you know...

As a reward for being so good this year Julius decided to go to the Holy Land to see Santa Claus Jesus and also to get some much needed sun. We spent a few days in Jerusalem before continuing to Tel Aviv.

Jerusalem was a very interesting place. We walked around the old town and touched all the holy stuff.

Holy Jewish stuff...


Holy Christian stuff...


Holy Muslim stuff...


And eh... miscellaneous holy stuff...


In fact Julius got so affected by all the holiness that he developed a halo. As if he wasn't annoying enough to look at already...


Come back soon and I'll tell you more about our trip to the Holy Land.

Monday 17 June 2019

Vallisaari

Hello people!

I'm back, and as you can see Julius and I are enjoying the Finnish summer.



You may remember my posts (here and here) from last year about what to do in Helsinki in the summer. Well, here's another thing you can do: Visit the island of Vallisaari. If you've been to Helsinki you've probably heard of Suomenlinna (Sveaborg). But just in case you haven't: it's a sea fortress located at the entrance to Helsinki harbour and it's so famous that it's become a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Here's a picture:


Anyway, that's enough about Suomenlinna, I'll make another post about that sometime in the future. But for now, back to Vallisaari or Skanslandet as it's know in Swedish. The name roughly translates as Fortification Island, and it's an island located next to Suomenlinna and as the name suggests it once formed part of the defence of Helsinki. In fact it was used by the Finnish Defence Forces until 2012. With the exception of a radar station in operation during the second world war it was only really used for weapons and munitions storage, though. In 2016 it was opened to the public and now you can get there by boat from the Market Square in the centre of Helsinki. Here's me getting on the boat:


And here I am enjoying the ride and the sunshine. The trip takes about 15-20 minutes and costs €10 for a return ticket. The boat stops at Suomenlinna on the way back so you can combine it with a visit to Suomenlinna if you want.


Vallisaari has two things going for it: it's nature and it's views.
Because it was off-limit to the public for a couple of hundred years, nature has been allowed to develop in a way that you won't find anywhere else in the capital region. For example the island is home to several rare species of insects and bats. The flora is interesting too, you can find Russian plants that must come with the fodder the Russian soldiers brought for their horses during the 19th century.


As you can see from the picture above, the island also has lakes. In fact the original name of the island was Träskön (Lake Island), and for hundreds of years it was used by sailors as a place to pick up fresh water.


Overall it's a very green and lush island, so it wasn't hard to find a nice and comfy spot in the shade where we could sit and rest our little legs.

And of course the island is full of old military constructions. I'm not quite sure what these concrete bunker-like things are. Probably some kind of storage buildings.


Because Vallisaari is located between Helsinki and the sea, you get some amazing views of both the city and the sea if you climb up to one the higher points on the islands. But climbing is hard work when you're as small as we are...


It's well worth it though. If you look to the north you can see the entire city centre as well as the Suomenlinna fortress.


And if you look to the south you're looking out over the Gulf of Finland and the islands south of Helsinki.


So, don't forget to bring you binoculars!


In the picture above I'm looking at the island of Santahamina which is still an active army base. I hope I don't get arrested for spying on them...

That'll be all for today, but come back next week and I'll tell you about my trip to Hanko.

Monday 28 January 2019

Bratislava

Dobrý deň!

From Vienna we took a one-day trip to Bratislava in Slovakia. It's only an hour away by train. In the summer you can do a boat trip down the Danube instead if you want.

On the way to Bratislava
But taking the train was easy and cheap. A return ticket that's also valid for public transport in Bratislava is only €16. And they have trams as part of the public transport network in Bratislava! Trams always make me feel at home.


Bratislava is the largest city in Slovakia but still quite small for a capital city. It has a long and complicated history. In fact the name Bratislava is only a hundred years old. Before that it was called Pressburg and the majority of the population were Germans and Hungarians. For a couple of hundred years it was the capital of the Kingdom of Hungary. After the first world war it became the capital of Slovakia within the newly founded Republic of Czechoslovakia.

“An der schönen, blauen grünen Donau”
Until the second world war it was a multicultural city of Slovaks, Czechs, Germans, Hungarians and Jews. But in various stages during and immediately after the second world war all the minorities were expelled (even the Czechs) so that it's now very much just a Slovak city despite being within walking distance of both Austria and Hungary. Talking of that, did you know that it's the only national capital in the world that borders two other countries?

View from the castle

Most of the city is fairly uninteresting but the old town in the city centre is nice with its winding streets, cafés and restaurants.And of course Bratislava has a castle. It located in the city centre on a hill above the Danube. So you get a pretty good view of the city from there. The castle itself is very... uhm... square... and white.


On the way from castle down to the old town we met this lady. I'm not sure who she was but she seemed nice.


When we got to the old town I needed a rest. Luckily there was a pink bench there waiting for me. I think I need one of these for my home.


They had even equipped the bench with a matching tree with pink paper flowers. I also need one of those.


I'll leave you with that.

Čau!